Ballad of the Salad
Ever since the day I was born
I’ve been in love with sweet yellow corn
I love it on the nibblet
and on the cob
Love it with butter
Even a glob
And even in my teeth
it gets a stickin
Oh, I love it best
with my mom’s deep-fried
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!
Did I say Chicken?
What I mean’t to say was celery
My mom’s deep-fried celery
(via thats-so-raven)



